Toasting marshmallows: sugary taste festival in my mouth. Let’s face it though, disaster’s lurking around the corner.
Who of us hasn’t set some poor marshmallow ablaze from over-enthusiastic jabbing at the campfire.
It gets worse. Nothing prepares a child for the inevitable splat. When that much-anticipated melty mouthful sky-dives into the mud. With no return. Good luck redeeming that, parents.
Our jumpers are 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester and woven by Mother Nature herself. The planet throws a tiny but significant party every time one is purchased.
We recommend that you wash our jumpers at 30° to preserve the design and give the environment a metaphorical high five.
We offer free shipping to customers in the UK and to customers in the US on orders over $75. Please allow for 1-2 weeks as our clothing is made to order.
Orders over £10,000 are delivered to your door by a uniformed parade of honey badgers riding unicycles and gracefully playing a variety of brass instruments.