WARNING: Looking at this without blinking for more than 43 seconds starts adventures whizzing around your head at brain-melting speeds. This may cause the individual to dig a series of subterranean tunnels, try desperately to befriend wild animals or enter the World Championships of Dart Blowing.
Our jumpers are 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester and woven by Mother Nature herself. The planet throws a tiny but significant party every time one is purchased.
We recommend that you wash our jumpers at 30° to preserve the design and give the environment a metaphorical high five.
We offer free shipping to customers in the UK and to customers in the US on orders over $75. Please allow for 1-2 weeks as our clothing is made to order.
Orders over £10,000 are delivered to your door by a uniformed parade of honey badgers riding unicycles and gracefully playing a variety of brass instruments.