Isn’t it time you stopped exercising your thumbs on remotes and gaming controllers, (because let’s be honest; exceptionally strong thumbs are not useful) and instead give yourself a near death experience on an irrationally high rope swing? The original playstation.
Our jumpers are 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester and woven by Mother Nature herself. The planet throws a tiny but significant party every time one is purchased.
We recommend that you wash our jumpers at 30° to preserve the design and give the environment a metaphorical high five.
We offer free shipping to customers in the UK and to customers in the US on orders over $75. Please allow for 1-2 weeks as our clothing is made to order.
Orders over £10,000 are delivered to your door by a uniformed parade of honey badgers riding unicycles and gracefully playing a variety of brass instruments.